WOMAN DEMANDING ORAL GETS 90 DAYS IN JAIL!!

The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to plea form. 
She went to her estranged husband, Danny Williams’, place, four doors down at the 77 Motor Inn brandishing a weapon demanding oral sex in a very classy way,”eat my pussy.”
Danny, maybe knowing what kind of horrors were located down below, turned down the offer.
His friend, Adam Watson, agreed to her request, until according to The Smoking Gun, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” He then decided against the act.
That’s when things got even nastier, and Melissa let them know how she really felt, pointing a lock-back folding knife at Danny, she said,
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.
Well DAMN. Moral: Ladies, if you want your cookies ate, on site, keep it clean.