This ad is just too funny!! In honor of pResident Obama's soon-to-be-announced re-election campaign, I thought that readers here might like to see one of the first ads out there:
Hat Tip:
Patriot Action Network
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That's Hilarious!! [Update]
Glenn Beck has made a commitment to "up his charitable giving" this year. He thought that the following quote would make a great T-shirt for sale at GlennBeck.com:
Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!! I laughed through the entire commercial!
Of course, there was much more shared during the program.
The complete video should be up sometime this evening at Watch Glenn Beck.com
Update: The video of the complete show is now up.
Video of The Day
• Ninth Circuit: War Memorial Cross Unconstitutional
On this morning's radio program, Glenn Beck Announces his "E4" Solution
In June of 2009, Glenn appeared on ABC's 20/20 and was interviewed by now-Fox Business host John Stossel
From The Video Vault..
NewZeal.blogspot.com
Left Calls for Revolution
Pelosi: If Every American Loved Their Healthcare, We'd Still Take it Over
• A Message From Glenn Beck for 2011
You can hear part of his radio show Here.
How refreshing! Sounds very God honoring, Ronald Reaganish, Constitution supporting, and filled with common sense!
HT's to all links.
"Liberal media, I've upped my charitable giving. Now up yours!"
Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!! I laughed through the entire commercial!
Of course, there was much more shared during the program.
The complete video should be up sometime this evening at Watch Glenn Beck.com
Update: The video of the complete show is now up.
Video of The Day
• Ninth Circuit: War Memorial Cross Unconstitutional
On this morning's radio program, Glenn Beck Announces his "E4" Solution
In June of 2009, Glenn appeared on ABC's 20/20 and was interviewed by now-Fox Business host John Stossel
From The Video Vault..
NewZeal.blogspot.com
Left Calls for Revolution
Pelosi: If Every American Loved Their Healthcare, We'd Still Take it Over
• A Message From Glenn Beck for 2011
Glenn Beck Show- January 4, 2011
Tonight: In 2010, Glenn said some pretty unbelievable things that are now coming true all across the world. It's a new year and Glenn Beck is back with a new attitude and a challenge for Americans in 2011. America is at a crossroads.
The government already controls health care, much of the financial and auto industries- and now the FCC has approved a plan to regulate the internet. The national debt has now surpassed fourteen trillion dollars. Gas prices, food prices and unemployment are on the rise. America needs a fundamental transformation. Tonight, learn how we'll get there with "E4"
You can hear part of his radio show Here.
Glenn Beck Announces "E4" Solution From: TheDailyBeck January 04, 2011 186 views
From the January 4th, 2011 edition of the Glenn Beck Radio Program:
Glenn Beck returned from his holiday vacation this morning and announced a new division of his company, Mercury Radio Arts, called "E4 Experiences".
The 4 E's consist of: Enlightenment, Education, Empowerment and Entrepreneurship.
How refreshing! Sounds very God honoring, Ronald Reaganish, Constitution supporting, and filled with common sense!
HT's to all links.
Funny Animal Voiceovers
I think that my computer may have died yesterday. Not fun! Today, I am borrowing my hubby's extra laptop - the one I often use while traveling.
Well, since I am now officially two days late with the news, perhaps this is a good time to share a laugh!
Go see the video at Hilarious British animal voiceovers at Wimp.com.
Really made me laugh!
Enjoy!
Hat Tip:
Wimp.com
Well, since I am now officially two days late with the news, perhaps this is a good time to share a laugh!
Go see the video at Hilarious British animal voiceovers at Wimp.com.
Really made me laugh!
Enjoy!
Hat Tip:
Wimp.com
My Kind of Movie!
Perhaps I now have a good reason to go back to the movie theater this weekend! I WANT YOUR MONEY looks to be a funny movie that points out the various disasters that have resulted as a consequence of Obama's failed policies!
Excerpt:
Summary:
I WANT YOUR MONEY is a hilarious, informative and ultimately inspiring conservative documentary revealing the economic disaster of President Obama’s policies. The hilarious cartoons of President Reagan teaching Barack Obama about economics, tax cuts and small government are well worth the price of admission.
Review:
I WANT YOUR MONEY is a hilarious, informative and ultimately inspiring conservative documentary revealing the economic disaster of President Obama’s policies to “fundamentally transform” the United States.
Using funny cartoons of famous politicians fighting, the documentary contrasts the views and actual results of President Ronald Reagan and his policies with those of President Barack Obama. In several hilarious cartoon segments, President Reagan gives lessons to President Obama about how tax cuts and fewer government regulations benefit the economy, including the average American participating in that economy. Interviews with many conservative or even libertarian leaders, including Newt Gingrich, Steve Forbes, Mike Huckabee, John Stossel, and many other experts, complete the picture, while Director Ray Griggs narrates. In his narration, Griggs contrasts the successful history of conservative policies of lower taxes and small government with the failed big government policies and high taxes of Democrats like President Obama. Finally, he and his guests give plenty of warnings about the high national debt and large tax increases Obama and his supporters have put into motion. The movie is also full of actual historical speeches from President Reagan.
Hat Tip:
Movieguide
Obama - The Post Turtle
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE .....
Ha ha haaaa!
Hat Tip:
My great & dear friend Kelly - who keeps me laughing - via email!
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."
Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked,
What's a "Post Turtle?"
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a** put him up there in the first place."
Ha ha haaaa!
Hat Tip:
My great & dear friend Kelly - who keeps me laughing - via email!
Rats In The White House?
Yes! Literally!! Make that two kinds of rats...both figuratively and literally. It's just a more accurate description. Gateway Pundit's photo delivers! Ha ha ha haaaa!
Excerpt:
It’s official. Rats are in the White House.
A rat interrupted Obama’s speech today in the Rose Garden. (See photo- via Drudge)
From Drudge:
OBAMA DOESN'T TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE RAT, EITHER
So much for 'open press'...huh? Obama hasn't done a news conference since last July! Sheesh....
Now it's time to go back to Gateway Pundit and read the comments. Gotta be some good ones over there!
Hat tips to Gateway Pundit and Drudge!
*******
And the winning comment is:
Sojourner
May 20th, 2010 | 9:22 pm | #50
I don’t like it… it’s a small brained, beady eyed animal, with long yellow teeth that chews away at anything it needs… oh, wait, that’s Obama.
Tale of Two Brains
Originally posted this a few years ago, but ran across this video again so I thought I'd share it with readers here! I laugh each time I watch it! Why? Because it's funny and so true! Enjoy!
Link to:
YouTube Video: A Tale of Two Brains
Link to:
YouTube Video: A Tale of Two Brains
Hilarious April Fools Video of Dems!
Stole this from Nice Deb's site. What a HOOT!! One of the GREATEST April Fools videos OF ALL TIME!
YouTube Video Link: Hilarious April Fools Video of Dems
I agree with Nice Deb and Ace of Spades HQ - every Republican ad needs to show that picture! [Note: click on "Ace of Spades" link above.]
P.S. I just could not stomach posting that photo here at my blog...
But the video is hilarious!
Hat Tips to Nice Deb and Ace of Spades!
YouTube Video Link: Hilarious April Fools Video of Dems
I agree with Nice Deb and Ace of Spades HQ - every Republican ad needs to show that picture! [Note: click on "Ace of Spades" link above.]
P.S. I just could not stomach posting that photo here at my blog...
But the video is hilarious!
Hat Tips to Nice Deb and Ace of Spades!
You First!
Image from Robert Hefner…
Heh heh heh....this is THE BEST political cartoon that I have seen in quite a while!
Hat Tip:
American Grand Jury.org
ObaMILLI
Despite the fact that America is in dire straits because of ObamaFRAUD and his radical Marxist cohorts, we still need a bit of humor to make us laugh every now and then. I present this little gem:
They Get It In England
They Get It In England
If you don't know who the two men on the right side of the picture are, click here.
Hat Tip:
The Obama File
Logic & Math = Obama Admin. Failure
Glenn Beck often has the unique ability to see through the farce of Obama, his Administration cult and minions. He had the best analysis and exposure of what is really going on with the Obamafraud Administration that I have ever seen on his T.V. show today. In case you missed it, Daily Thought Pad has "Beck's Response to O's State of the Union and Bernanke's Reappointment" Videos .
Excerpt:
Much more here.
Loved the "Little Johnny" laugh posted at the end, too!
Hat Tip:
Daily Thought Pad
Excerpt:
Video 1 of 6 – Which Obama Showed up for the State of the Union? The one who thinks the American People are stupid, believes the spin cures all and the one intends to move forward with his agenda regardless of the wants and needs of the people.
And, is partisan bickering really one of our biggest problems?
Video 2 of 6 – Logic and Math will ultimately kill the Obama Administration.
Obama’s speech let us know that neither he, the Progressives, Pelosi or Reid heard the second shot heard by everyone else around the world from Massachusetts.
Much more here.
Loved the "Little Johnny" laugh posted at the end, too!
Hat Tip:
Daily Thought Pad
Ya Gotta Laugh!
I received a great email today. It contained about a dozen Obama cartoons. Here are two of the funniest ones. Which one do you like best?
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Monday Morning Laugh
Peoples...a MIRACLE has occurred! I am not usually a fan of SNL, but the political lefties who run the show over there have FINALLY gotten around to mocking Obama on the show! Of course, they HAD to throw in a jab at "the right" and Glenn Beck, but what the hay...we can take it! I doubt that Obama has even an inkling of self-deprecating humor in him, so I would imagine him fuming over this SNL segment!
Enjoy!
UPDATE: THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR EMBEDDING AND (SO-CALLED) "COPYRIGHT ENFRINGMENT. YEAH...RIGHT. AND THEY DID THAT FOR GEORGE W. BUSH'S UNFLATTERING SNL SEGMENTS? NOPE....
Hat Tip:
The Obama File
Enjoy!
UPDATE: THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR EMBEDDING AND (SO-CALLED) "COPYRIGHT ENFRINGMENT. YEAH...RIGHT. AND THEY DID THAT FOR GEORGE W. BUSH'S UNFLATTERING SNL SEGMENTS? NOPE....
Hat Tip:
The Obama File
Best ObamaScare Photo!
You know the old saying - sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words! When it comes to the disaster of the crazy ObamaScare HELLcare plan, the photo at the top of this article tells all - HILARIOUS!
Recall the brief song and lyrics that were sung before the "Candid Camera" show?
"It's fun to look at yourself the way other people do...it's fun to laugh at yourself..."
Unfortunately, our narcissist usurper can't seem to muster up the ability to laugh at himself - or APOLOGIZE like he SHOULD HAVE to the police officer who WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB! Just sayin...
The following commenter gets it:
Only read the first few comments. So far, this is one of the best:
Yep...
More good comments:
*******
Now that you have had a few laughs, here comes the more serious stuff. A copy of The Obama File Latest News:
Quote:
Obama Media Machine Rushing to Derail Treason Charges
JB Williams, writing at CanadaFreePress.com says that the massive effort to force Barack Hussein Obama to become "transparent" about his birth place and circumstance, his college years and his passport records is gathering steam. Despite a million dollars in legal fees aimed at keeping Obama’s entire life history Top Secret, a relentless pursuit of the mystery messiah not only persists, its going viral on the web and main stream in the press…
CNN news anchor Lou Dobbs put his career on the line by even mentioning the topic of Obama’s apparent constitutional ineligibility for the office of Commander-in-Chief. After almost two years of reports and law suits regarding Obama’s secret past, the pursuit of truth is finally reaching critical mass among American voters and the mainstream press is being forced to address the matter.
But don’t get too excited just yet. The Obama media machine is spinning around the clock to derail all efforts to smoke Obama out into the open, where he may soon have to answer the questions he has spent years and millions dodging. Is he a "natural born citizen" eligible to hold the office of president, or is he the greatest political fraud ever perpetrated on the American electorate?
If Obama is what so many Americans assert, an unconstitutional fraud, then the appropriate charge for his actions, and the actions of those who have "aided and abetted" the fraud, would be no less than "treason," a crime punishable by death.
The implications are extraordinarily serious!
Eligibility
7/28/09
I Told You So
Janice Okubo, the Communications Officer officer for the Hawaii Department of Health, has been quoted as saying, "I am not aware of any birth certificate records that have been destroyed by the department. When the department went electronic in 2001, vital records, whether in paper form or any other form, [were] maintained. We don't destroy records."
She explained that, "Any records that we had in paper or any other form before 2001 are still in file within the department. We have not destroyed any vital statistics records that we have."
Last Thursday, Klein, CNN's U.S. president, told staffers of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" that the issue of Obama's birth certificate and his eligibility to be president is a "dead" story.
Two days ago, this item described Klein as an Obama agent and propagandist, and this item documented why Hawaii still has the sensitive documents.
Klein's email conclusions that the computer-generated abbreviated version that has been promoted on the Internet is the official record -- "It seems to definitively answer the question. Since the show's mission is for Lou to be the explainer and enlightener, he should be sure to cite this during your segment tonite. And then it seems this story is dead, because anyone who still is not convinced doesn't really have a legitimate beef." -- is nonsense.
I identified Klein as an Obama agent for claiming the story is dead. Klein -- meet Lazarus!
Eligibility
7/28/09
Fukino Throws Another Log Onto The Fire
USA Today reports, that in an attempt to quash persistent rumors that Obama was not born in Honolulu on Aug. 4, 1961, Hawaii's health director reiterated this afternoon that she has personally seen Obama's birth certificate in the Health Department's archives.
"I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawai'i State Department of Health verifying Barrack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen. I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October 2008 over eight months ago...."
Now this is a subtle change from Fukino's previous statement. In the original statement, Fukino says that she has personally seen the original birth certificate. OK, lets' take her at her word. Hawaii has the original document.
Now, watch the language Fukino uses in her latest declaration -- "I...have seen the original vital records maintained on file..."
Those are two completely different statements. In the first, she is describing a document -- a piece of paper. In the second she is describing an electronic data set -- data stored on a disc. Fukino is carefully parsing her words and clearly dissimulating, but why?
Now let's examine what USA Today is reporting: "Hawaii's health director reiterated this afternoon that she has personally seen Obama's birth certificate in the Health Department's archives."
That statement is false. It is not what Fukino said. Fukino did not say, "she has personally seen Obama's birth certificate in the Health Department's archives" -- and USA Today even put their made-up statement within quotes.
See how the game is played? See how words are substituted to subtly change the meaning of Fukino's statement? USA Today has hundreds of wordsmiths. Why would USA Today change Fukino's statement -- and then put its fabricated statement within quotes?
Why? Because USA Today has joined CNN, MSNBC, and others as Obama agents and propagandists. In the last couple of days, these "responsible" news organizations have all knowingly published comments that are provable lies in defense of Obama. Why is everybody lying? Why are these organizations putting their credibility on the line?
If Hawaii really does have a document that proves Obama is a "natural born" citizen, then Obama should have no problem in releasing his vault-copy birth certificate today.
That simple act will end all this nonsense.
I'll bet you a buck he doesn't.
There is no doubt in my military mind that this is a coordinated media campaign. The question is, who's behind it -- beside Obama?
Eligibility
7/28/09
Hey guys! Guess what?
In 1961, the Public Health Services, U. S Department of Health, Education and Welfare, National Center for Health Statistics, National Vital Statistics Division published the "Vital Statistics of the United States -- Volume I -- Nativity."
Here is a .pdf copy of the 246-page document -- if you don't have high-speed Internet connection, go get a cup of coffee when you click the link.
Section 5, the Technical Appendix, contains text discussion of factors affecting the collection, classification, and interpretation of the natality statistics published in this volume.
Subsection 5-7 contains the requirements for "Sources of Data," and contains an image (page 228) of the "Standard Certificate of Live Birth," issued by the National Vital Statistics Division.
The Standard Certificate of Live Birth (page 227), issued by the National Vital Statistics Division, which has served for many years as the principal means of attaining uniformity in the content of the documents used to collect information on this event. It has been modified in each state to the extent necessitated by the particular needs of the State or by special provisions of the State vital statistics law. However, the certificates of most States conform closely in content and arrangement to the standard certificate.
The "Standard Certificate of Live Birth" contains the father's race in block #8 and the mother's race in block #13. Hawaii's "Certificate of Live Birth" contains the the father's race in block #13a and the mother's race in block #12a.
Now, here comes the good stuff. Page 231 contains the requirements for "Race and color."
"Births in the United States in 1961 are classified for vital statistics into white, Negro, American Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Aleut, Eskimo, Hawaiian and Part-Hawaiian (combined), and "other nonwhite."
Do you see a classification for "African?" I certainly don't.
Now, let's look at the document that Obama has provided for certifying his eligibility for the Office of the President of the United States and that is displayed on Annenberg FactCheck.org.
FATHER'S RACE is "African" -- an incorrect entry for that data field. Just a typo? I don't think so. The Obot who created the bogus Certification of Live Birth just couldn't type the word "Negro." Negro is just not politically correct, don'tcha know.
Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
This information was provided by Steve Cee, a genealogist, who has also authored this new analysis (graphics-heavy MS Word document) of the Obama Certification of Live Birth (COLB). Steve's contribution adds to Dr. Ron Polarik's extensive forensic examination.
Obama's COLB is demonstrably counterfeit. It's a fraud -- as is Obama. /quote
Recall the brief song and lyrics that were sung before the "Candid Camera" show?
"It's fun to look at yourself the way other people do...it's fun to laugh at yourself..."
Unfortunately, our narcissist usurper can't seem to muster up the ability to laugh at himself - or APOLOGIZE like he SHOULD HAVE to the police officer who WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB! Just sayin...
The following commenter gets it:
Posted by ( dobefan ) on 07/24/2009 at 02:02 pm.
It seems that a large majority of the white community has gotten over racism by supporting Pres Obama...now it is the Black community's turn to do likewise. If you think that the image of Pres Obama shown in this article is offensive, then that would make you racist toward the white community. Its all in fun. Who on this blog has never poked a little fun at someone, white or black? You all need to start seeing each other as human beings, not colors.
Only read the first few comments. So far, this is one of the best:
Posted by ( exciledknight ) on 07/24/2009 at 11:54 am.
Barack Obama has been disrespectful to the American Constitution. Can he be expected to apologize to the founding fathers and the American people? As a citizen, I urge President Obama to apologize to the signifigance of the Constitution and the American people for his egregious deeds! He needs to apologize for increasing the deficit without concern, for lying about what he would do and how he would do it, and for his lack of knowledge about all requirements important to the Presidental office. He can apologize all over the world for America, so I'm sure he can muster an apology to America for just misleading us about who he is!!!
Yep...
More good comments:
Posted by ( stpetecitizen ) on 07/24/2009 at 12:43 pm.
Yet Mr. President has free rein to stand up in his press conference and accuse physicians of making treatment decisions based solely on income to them. That's a much more egregious insult than some damned cartoon which every president before him has been open to. Seems that HE is above reproach or criticism, and the press falls right in line.
Posted by ( wonderful ) on 07/24/2009 at 12:46 pm.
While we are "focusing on Obama's health care" plans...can the media finally report how his wife lost her law license due to, in essence, insurance fraud? And after only 4 years of being licensed. Oh no - we can't report the truths about these people - it would be racial.
Posted by ( demarini_26 ) on 07/24/2009 at 01:30 pm.
Why does someone have to apologize for their opinion and resign from his post? He feels like the health plan Obama and the Dems are trying to cram down our thoughts will amount to nothing more then a nightmare! What a bunch of crap! If this would have been George Bush, I guarantee people would be laughing at it and wouldnt find it offensive, but since the great one is black, oh, you cant speak your mind otherwise you are racist. What a crock!
Posted by ( exciledknight ) on 07/24/2009 at 02:00 pm.
RWR; Your comments all center on egos. Your man, Odumbo, has the biggest ego I have ever come across. DOPamine; its not racist.. The picture stands for what he is promoting ("Obamacare") and also for the "VooDooEconomics" he already has pushed on us. "Porkulus" Package, bailouts, Earmarks...aren't going to work no matter what kind of spell the "witch doctor" weaves!
Posted by ( Mouthpiece6916 ) on 07/24/2009 at 02:59 pm.
It's not worse than the Obama Chia pet you can order now!!!
Posted by ( LC ) on 07/24/2009 at 03:01 pm.
It's funny...I would LOVE it if it wasn't so scary true!
*******
Now that you have had a few laughs, here comes the more serious stuff. A copy of The Obama File Latest News:
Quote:
Obama Media Machine Rushing to Derail Treason Charges
JB Williams, writing at CanadaFreePress.com says that the massive effort to force Barack Hussein Obama to become "transparent" about his birth place and circumstance, his college years and his passport records is gathering steam. Despite a million dollars in legal fees aimed at keeping Obama’s entire life history Top Secret, a relentless pursuit of the mystery messiah not only persists, its going viral on the web and main stream in the press…
CNN news anchor Lou Dobbs put his career on the line by even mentioning the topic of Obama’s apparent constitutional ineligibility for the office of Commander-in-Chief. After almost two years of reports and law suits regarding Obama’s secret past, the pursuit of truth is finally reaching critical mass among American voters and the mainstream press is being forced to address the matter.
But don’t get too excited just yet. The Obama media machine is spinning around the clock to derail all efforts to smoke Obama out into the open, where he may soon have to answer the questions he has spent years and millions dodging. Is he a "natural born citizen" eligible to hold the office of president, or is he the greatest political fraud ever perpetrated on the American electorate?
If Obama is what so many Americans assert, an unconstitutional fraud, then the appropriate charge for his actions, and the actions of those who have "aided and abetted" the fraud, would be no less than "treason," a crime punishable by death.
The implications are extraordinarily serious!
Eligibility
7/28/09
I Told You So
Janice Okubo, the Communications Officer officer for the Hawaii Department of Health, has been quoted as saying, "I am not aware of any birth certificate records that have been destroyed by the department. When the department went electronic in 2001, vital records, whether in paper form or any other form, [were] maintained. We don't destroy records."
She explained that, "Any records that we had in paper or any other form before 2001 are still in file within the department. We have not destroyed any vital statistics records that we have."
Last Thursday, Klein, CNN's U.S. president, told staffers of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" that the issue of Obama's birth certificate and his eligibility to be president is a "dead" story.
Two days ago, this item described Klein as an Obama agent and propagandist, and this item documented why Hawaii still has the sensitive documents.
Klein's email conclusions that the computer-generated abbreviated version that has been promoted on the Internet is the official record -- "It seems to definitively answer the question. Since the show's mission is for Lou to be the explainer and enlightener, he should be sure to cite this during your segment tonite. And then it seems this story is dead, because anyone who still is not convinced doesn't really have a legitimate beef." -- is nonsense.
I identified Klein as an Obama agent for claiming the story is dead. Klein -- meet Lazarus!
Eligibility
7/28/09
Fukino Throws Another Log Onto The Fire
USA Today reports, that in an attempt to quash persistent rumors that Obama was not born in Honolulu on Aug. 4, 1961, Hawaii's health director reiterated this afternoon that she has personally seen Obama's birth certificate in the Health Department's archives.
"I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawai'i State Department of Health verifying Barrack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen. I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October 2008 over eight months ago...."
Now this is a subtle change from Fukino's previous statement. In the original statement, Fukino says that she has personally seen the original birth certificate. OK, lets' take her at her word. Hawaii has the original document.
Now, watch the language Fukino uses in her latest declaration -- "I...have seen the original vital records maintained on file..."
Those are two completely different statements. In the first, she is describing a document -- a piece of paper. In the second she is describing an electronic data set -- data stored on a disc. Fukino is carefully parsing her words and clearly dissimulating, but why?
Now let's examine what USA Today is reporting: "Hawaii's health director reiterated this afternoon that she has personally seen Obama's birth certificate in the Health Department's archives."
That statement is false. It is not what Fukino said. Fukino did not say, "she has personally seen Obama's birth certificate in the Health Department's archives" -- and USA Today even put their made-up statement within quotes.
See how the game is played? See how words are substituted to subtly change the meaning of Fukino's statement? USA Today has hundreds of wordsmiths. Why would USA Today change Fukino's statement -- and then put its fabricated statement within quotes?
Why? Because USA Today has joined CNN, MSNBC, and others as Obama agents and propagandists. In the last couple of days, these "responsible" news organizations have all knowingly published comments that are provable lies in defense of Obama. Why is everybody lying? Why are these organizations putting their credibility on the line?
If Hawaii really does have a document that proves Obama is a "natural born" citizen, then Obama should have no problem in releasing his vault-copy birth certificate today.
That simple act will end all this nonsense.
I'll bet you a buck he doesn't.
There is no doubt in my military mind that this is a coordinated media campaign. The question is, who's behind it -- beside Obama?
Eligibility
7/28/09
Hey guys! Guess what?
In 1961, the Public Health Services, U. S Department of Health, Education and Welfare, National Center for Health Statistics, National Vital Statistics Division published the "Vital Statistics of the United States -- Volume I -- Nativity."
Here is a .pdf copy of the 246-page document -- if you don't have high-speed Internet connection, go get a cup of coffee when you click the link.
Section 5, the Technical Appendix, contains text discussion of factors affecting the collection, classification, and interpretation of the natality statistics published in this volume.
Subsection 5-7 contains the requirements for "Sources of Data," and contains an image (page 228) of the "Standard Certificate of Live Birth," issued by the National Vital Statistics Division.
The Standard Certificate of Live Birth (page 227), issued by the National Vital Statistics Division, which has served for many years as the principal means of attaining uniformity in the content of the documents used to collect information on this event. It has been modified in each state to the extent necessitated by the particular needs of the State or by special provisions of the State vital statistics law. However, the certificates of most States conform closely in content and arrangement to the standard certificate.
The "Standard Certificate of Live Birth" contains the father's race in block #8 and the mother's race in block #13. Hawaii's "Certificate of Live Birth" contains the the father's race in block #13a and the mother's race in block #12a.
Now, here comes the good stuff. Page 231 contains the requirements for "Race and color."
"Births in the United States in 1961 are classified for vital statistics into white, Negro, American Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Aleut, Eskimo, Hawaiian and Part-Hawaiian (combined), and "other nonwhite."
Do you see a classification for "African?" I certainly don't.
Now, let's look at the document that Obama has provided for certifying his eligibility for the Office of the President of the United States and that is displayed on Annenberg FactCheck.org.
FATHER'S RACE is "African" -- an incorrect entry for that data field. Just a typo? I don't think so. The Obot who created the bogus Certification of Live Birth just couldn't type the word "Negro." Negro is just not politically correct, don'tcha know.
Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
This information was provided by Steve Cee, a genealogist, who has also authored this new analysis (graphics-heavy MS Word document) of the Obama Certification of Live Birth (COLB). Steve's contribution adds to Dr. Ron Polarik's extensive forensic examination.
Obama's COLB is demonstrably counterfeit. It's a fraud -- as is Obama. /quote
Jack Smith Comic Rants
Got a ranting comment (or, should I more precisely say "comic rant")from an "Anonymous" blogger who signed a name at the bottom of the post. It said, "Jack Smith - Working Class." I didn't post the comment, but decided to check - via Yahoo - just to see how many of the same comment was posted at other blogs.
Lo and behold! It's a goldmine!
Yahoo search for first few words of the comment results:
I AM SO ANGRY. Tom Daschle and Nancy Killefer are two of the finest and most competent public servants
A google search of the same phrase brings up these results:
I AM SO ANGRY! etc. rant
Here's what you get when you type in "Jack Smith - Working Class" into google search:
Jack Smith...blah blah blah
So...is this "Jack Smith" busy posting at all of these blogs or what?
Oh...but wait! We find out more about "Jack Smith" from past blog post comments! (The link had a LOT of foul language comments, so I didn't post the link here.)
Oh....I GET IT NOW! It's one of those SNL comedy skits...right? I mean, come on! There are just TOO MANY LIES about the Clintons in there to be taken seriously...correct? However, the guy may have been a bit prophetic about Obama.
HEH HEH...
P. S. - Earth to Jack? About your rant against the House Republicans not voting for the StimuWASTE SPENDING bill. Did you forget that 11 Democrats in the House voted against it too? Ahhh...just slipped your liberalism is a mental disorder mind perhaps? Thanks for the laughs...though.
Lo and behold! It's a goldmine!
Yahoo search for first few words of the comment results:
I AM SO ANGRY. Tom Daschle and Nancy Killefer are two of the finest and most competent public servants
A google search of the same phrase brings up these results:
I AM SO ANGRY! etc. rant
Here's what you get when you type in "Jack Smith - Working Class" into google search:
Jack Smith...blah blah blah
So...is this "Jack Smith" busy posting at all of these blogs or what?
Oh...but wait! We find out more about "Jack Smith" from past blog post comments! (The link had a LOT of foul language comments, so I didn't post the link here.)
jacksmith
- Sun, May 11, 2008 - 5:43 pm
MY FELLOW “BITTER”, STUPID, WORKING CLASS PEOPLE
If you think like Barack Obama, that WORKING CLASS PEOPLE are just a bunch of “BITTER”!, STUPID, PEASANTS, Cash COWS!, and CANNON FODDER. :-(
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think Barack Obama with little or no experience would be better than Hillary Clinton with 35 years experience.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience can fix an economy on the verge of collapse better than Hillary Clinton. Whose husband (Bill Clinton) led the greatest economic expansion, and prosperity in American history.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience fighting for universal health care can get it for you better than Hillary Clinton. Who anticipated this current health care crisis back in 1993, and fought a pitched battle against overwhelming odds to get universal health care for all the American people.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience can manage, and get us out of two wars better than Hillary Clinton. Whose husband (Bill Clinton) went to war only when he was convinced that he absolutely had to. Then completed the mission in record time against a nuclear power. AND DID NOT LOSE THE LIFE OF A SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER. NOT ONE!
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience saving the environment is better than Hillary Clinton. Whose husband (Bill Clinton) left office with the greatest amount of environmental cleanup, and protections in American history.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with little or no education experience is better than Hillary Clinton. Whose husband (Bill Clinton) made higher education affordable for every American. And created higher job demand and starting salary’s than they had ever been before or since.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that Obama with no experience will be better than Hillary Clinton who spent 8 years at the right hand of President Bill Clinton. Who is already on record as one of the greatest Presidents in American history.
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think that you can change the way Washington works with pretty speeches from Obama, rather than with the experience, and political expertise of two master politicians ON YOUR SIDE like Hillary and Bill Clinton..
You Might Be An Idiot!
If you think all those Republicans voting for Obama in the Democratic primaries, and caucuses are doing so because they think he is a stronger Democratic candidate than Hillary Clinton.
Best regards
jacksmith… Working Class
p.s. You Might Be An Idiot!
If you don’t know that the huge amounts of money funding the Obama campaign to try and defeat Hillary Clinton is coming in from the insurance, and medical industry, that has been ripping you off, and killing you and your children. And denying you, and your loved ones the life saving medical care you needed. All just so they can make more huge immoral profits for them-selves off of your suffering…
You see, back in 1993 Hillary Clinton had the audacity, and nerve to try and get quality, affordable universal health care for everyone to prevent the suffering and needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of you each year.
Approx. 100,000 of you die each year from medical accidents from a rush to profit by the insurance, and medical industry. Another 120,000 of you die each year from treatable illness that people in other developed countries don’t die from. And I could go on, and on…
OBAMA AIDE: “WORKING-CLASS VOTERS NOT KEY FOR DEMOCRATS” :o
p.s. I have been under heavy attacks for some time now. But it wont stop me.
Oh....I GET IT NOW! It's one of those SNL comedy skits...right? I mean, come on! There are just TOO MANY LIES about the Clintons in there to be taken seriously...correct? However, the guy may have been a bit prophetic about Obama.
HEH HEH...
P. S. - Earth to Jack? About your rant against the House Republicans not voting for the StimuWASTE SPENDING bill. Did you forget that 11 Democrats in the House voted against it too? Ahhh...just slipped your liberalism is a mental disorder mind perhaps? Thanks for the laughs...though.
Laughter, Terrible Evil, Then Hope
I needed a laugh today. Seriously! Whenever I need to read something funny, I can always rely on my blogging friend and WorldNetDaily writer, Doug Powers to come through!
Check out his new column Abe and Mary Todd Obama over at WorldNetDaily.
Hilarious!
There are so many great quips to choose from. But the one that made me laugh the most was this:
...best swimmer at the city sewer... HA HA HA!!!
Of course, the sobering part of Doug's column cannot be ignored. Some parts of the article relay hard truths (see below), - like the last two paragraphs of the column:
In his book, "The Marketing of Evil: How Radicals, Elitists, and Pseudo-Experts Sell Us Corruption Disguised as Freedom," David Kupelian nails the truth about the evil of abortion!
Please see Excerpts from Chapter 9 - "Blood Confessions: How Lying Marketers Sold America on Unrestricted Abortion."
Excerpt:
Thankfully, Mr. Kupelian ends the chapter with a message of hope (the REAL kind):
HOPE - the TRUE, GENUINE KIND - is found in Christ Jesus:
1Cr 15:19 If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable.
Eph 2:12 That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world:
Eph 2:13 But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ.
Eph 2:14 For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition [between us];
Eph 2:15 Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, [even] the law of commandments [contained] in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, [so] making peace;
Eph 2:16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby:
Eph 2:17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.
Eph 2:18 For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father.
Eph 2:19 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellow citizens with the saints, and of the household of God;
Eph 2:20 And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner [stone];
Eph 2:21 In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an holy temple in the Lord:
Eph 2:22 In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of God through the Spirit.
Phl 1:20 According to my earnest expectation and [my] hope, that in nothing I shall be ashamed, but [that] with all boldness, as always, [so] now also Christ shall be magnified in my body, whether [it be] by life, or by death.
Col 1:27 To whom God would make known what [is] the riches of the glory of this mystery among the Gentiles; which is Christ in you, the hope of glory:
Col 1:28 Whom we preach, warning every man, and teaching every man in all wisdom; that we may present every man perfect in Christ Jesus:
Col 1:29 Whereunto I also labour, striving according to his working, which worketh in me mightily.
1Th 1:3 Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labour of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ, in the sight of God and our Father;
1Th 1:4 Knowing, brethren beloved, your election of God.
1Th 1:5 For our gospel came not unto you in word only, but also in power, and in the Holy Ghost, and in much assurance; as ye know what manner of men we were among you for your sake.
1Th 2:19 For what [is] our hope, or joy, or crown of rejoicing? [Are] not even ye in the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ at his coming?
Ht's:
Doug Power's Column: WorldNetDaily
David Kupelian's Article via Talk Wisdom Forums
Blue Letter Bible
Check out his new column Abe and Mary Todd Obama over at WorldNetDaily.
Hilarious!
There are so many great quips to choose from. But the one that made me laugh the most was this:
Lincoln and Obama both rose politically in Chicago. Not a bad deal when Lincoln was climbing the political ladder in the Windy City, but for the past several decades, bragging that you ascended through the ranks in the Chicago political machine is like saying you were the best swimmer at the city sewer.
...best swimmer at the city sewer... HA HA HA!!!
Of course, the sobering part of Doug's column cannot be ignored. Some parts of the article relay hard truths (see below), - like the last two paragraphs of the column:
Also, both Lincoln and Obama facilitated emancipation. We all know about Lincoln's role in ending slavery – either as a primary objective or a byproduct of the end result of the Civil War, but Obama also played a role in emancipating many, many people. Because of Obama's pro-abortion stance, he has helped ensure that thousands and thousands of children are never enslaved.
In his book, "The Marketing of Evil: How Radicals, Elitists, and Pseudo-Experts Sell Us Corruption Disguised as Freedom," David Kupelian nails the truth about the evil of abortion!
Please see Excerpts from Chapter 9 - "Blood Confessions: How Lying Marketers Sold America on Unrestricted Abortion."
Excerpt:
In truth, millions of people who think of themselves as "pro-choice" are victims of sophisticated marketing campaigns, designed to appeal to their deepest feelings about freedom and equality, while simultaneously hooking them through powerful appeals to their selfishness.
Understand that marketing evil is different from marketing blue jeans. In the commercial world, you profile people in your target market and map out strategies for selling to them. You're appealing to them, yes, but you're not changing them, just understanding their mental-emotional-cultural makeup and reaching in and pushing buttons to elicit the desired response.
In marketing evil, however, a much more profound process is at work. You're in the business of changing, seducing, corrupting people. And the way back is not so easy – because we all exist in a state of pride, which means we don't like to see we've done something wrong. So, once we've been tempted to cross the line – in this case, to have an abortion – our very consciousness and loyalties often change.
In the same way, many of the physicians who perform abortions have also been victims of sorts, pressured to do so by an amoral and cowardly medical establishment. Each in his own way has fallen prey to the appealing rhetoric of the abortion marketer who justifies their destructive acts and anesthetizes their consciences.
Let's take a closer look at how easily a person's conscience can be deadened and their perceptions tampered with:
As Dr. Brewer explained, medical students go against their conscience by learning to perform abortions because their residency chief insists they must if they ever want to become doctors. The residency chief is an authority, and authorities exert an automatic hypnotic effect on suggestible people. (Indeed, people's vulnerability to an authority's "suggestion" is a core principle of hypnosis.) And what makes the "subject" here suggestible? The fact that the med student's future career is at stake provides a strong inducement for him to give up his principles to fulfill the requirements for success in his chosen field.
When people are the victims of con men, they often are loath to recognize that they have been deceived, simply because they don't want to think they have exercised bad judgment or done anything wrong. In this example, once the medical student started performing abortions, before long he could no longer see that it was wrong. Moreover, the decreasing conflict he felt each time he performed an abortion is evidence of a movement away from conscience as his involvement progressed. This mirrors the pattern in all corruption – the first lie, the first act of embezzlement, the first rape, the first murder is always the hardest.
The Bible describes this seduction process whereby we ignore our conscience so we can obtain some perceived advantage, as well as the spiritual blindness that is our only real reward:
"Hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and not perceive: For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them."
– Acts 28:26-27
Thankfully, Mr. Kupelian ends the chapter with a message of hope (the REAL kind):
Despite all the clever marketing, this has been a story of great horror and injustice. But it is also one of hope. After all, if people who have performed thousands of abortions can find the courage and love to face the painful reality of what they have done in the past, and now embrace life rather than death, maybe there's hope that the rest of America can join in their confession and share their healing.
HOPE - the TRUE, GENUINE KIND - is found in Christ Jesus:
1Cr 15:19 If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable.
Eph 2:12 That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world:
Eph 2:13 But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ.
Eph 2:14 For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition [between us];
Eph 2:15 Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, [even] the law of commandments [contained] in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, [so] making peace;
Eph 2:16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the cross, having slain the enmity thereby:
Eph 2:17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.
Eph 2:18 For through him we both have access by one Spirit unto the Father.
Eph 2:19 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellow citizens with the saints, and of the household of God;
Eph 2:20 And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner [stone];
Eph 2:21 In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an holy temple in the Lord:
Eph 2:22 In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of God through the Spirit.
Phl 1:20 According to my earnest expectation and [my] hope, that in nothing I shall be ashamed, but [that] with all boldness, as always, [so] now also Christ shall be magnified in my body, whether [it be] by life, or by death.
Col 1:27 To whom God would make known what [is] the riches of the glory of this mystery among the Gentiles; which is Christ in you, the hope of glory:
Col 1:28 Whom we preach, warning every man, and teaching every man in all wisdom; that we may present every man perfect in Christ Jesus:
Col 1:29 Whereunto I also labour, striving according to his working, which worketh in me mightily.
1Th 1:3 Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labour of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ, in the sight of God and our Father;
1Th 1:4 Knowing, brethren beloved, your election of God.
1Th 1:5 For our gospel came not unto you in word only, but also in power, and in the Holy Ghost, and in much assurance; as ye know what manner of men we were among you for your sake.
1Th 2:19 For what [is] our hope, or joy, or crown of rejoicing? [Are] not even ye in the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ at his coming?
Ht's:
Doug Power's Column: WorldNetDaily
David Kupelian's Article via Talk Wisdom Forums
Blue Letter Bible
Christmas Cheer Pugs Video
Many readers probably already know that I am an avid dog lover. We had our sweet fluffy white American Eskimo - Heidi - for 17 years. She lived a good, happy, content and long life but when her health quickly deteriorated, she went to doggie heaven on August 8, 2008.
Each year, we place all of the Christmas pet ornaments that we have collected on our tree. They have our dogs names on them. This year was a bit sad, knowing that it is the first Christmas that our family will celebrate without Heidi. Of course, her ornaments are on our tree in remembrance of our beloved pet.
We have our cute puggle - Sasha. She has been with us for over 3 years now. She is such a joy to our family! She has the characteristics of a pug - cute, inquisitive, and very cuddly and loving. She also has the playful characteristics and "hunting" tendencies of a beagle. All the wild rabbits in our yard run when she comes out of the house! Ha! Of course, they are too fast for her and easily run to the bushes and out through the fence gate space.
The other day, my daughter sent me a link to the CUTEST 30-SECOND VIDEO OF 3 PUGS turning their heads as their owner asks them questions.
SO ADORABLE!!!
Sasha does the exact same thing - especially when I ask her, "do you want to go for a walk?"
Click on link above and enjoy! I guarantee - it will put a smile on your face!
Each year, we place all of the Christmas pet ornaments that we have collected on our tree. They have our dogs names on them. This year was a bit sad, knowing that it is the first Christmas that our family will celebrate without Heidi. Of course, her ornaments are on our tree in remembrance of our beloved pet.
We have our cute puggle - Sasha. She has been with us for over 3 years now. She is such a joy to our family! She has the characteristics of a pug - cute, inquisitive, and very cuddly and loving. She also has the playful characteristics and "hunting" tendencies of a beagle. All the wild rabbits in our yard run when she comes out of the house! Ha! Of course, they are too fast for her and easily run to the bushes and out through the fence gate space.
The other day, my daughter sent me a link to the CUTEST 30-SECOND VIDEO OF 3 PUGS turning their heads as their owner asks them questions.
SO ADORABLE!!!
Sasha does the exact same thing - especially when I ask her, "do you want to go for a walk?"
Click on link above and enjoy! I guarantee - it will put a smile on your face!
McCain Fine Gold
There is no doubt that John McCain has a much better sense of humor than Obama. I think that his appearance on SNL last night will do more for his campaign than Obama's millions-of-dollars-from-donors 30 minute infomercial!
See video clip at Breitbart TV
See video clip at Breitbart TV
A Tale of Two Brains
Remember this? I posted another version of this video about a year ago. One of the original titles of this video was "Men's Brains - Women's Brains." However, I found this slightly "extended version" (only 5 more min. or so) today.
Watch, listen, and learn...but most of all LAUGH!
Why?
Because it's hilarious...and so true!
A Tale of Two Brains
Watch, listen, and learn...but most of all LAUGH!
Why?
Because it's hilarious...and so true!
A Tale of Two Brains
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