Texans Heh.....

Coach Cupcake will be a perfect fit with this team. Kevin Whited, Publius TX)
Unfortunately, the man who won the nickname “Coach Cupcake” from the Dallas sports media for his destruction of the serious approach to football re-established by Bill Parcells will be a perfect fit in Houston.

Think about it — he was a No Accountability head coach in Dallas. In Houston, he’ll be working under a No Accountability head coach, a No Accountability general manager (whose responsibilities and authority remain a mystery), and a No Accountability owner.
A second problem is that the Texans defensive personnel is 100% wrong for the 3-4. You've got no nose-tackle, no real 3-4 DE's and maybe one LB on the roster (albeit one, in Connor Barwin, who has potential but is coming off a horrific leg injury that kept him out for the year).


And we haven't even mentioned the defensive backfield.....