The Technolicious Arboretum, or: 7 “terrestrial activities of aliens,” Part I

Either the trees have started to fossilize in a week, a technolicious process that usually takes 100 billion years, or the Earth has sprouted stainless steel roots, like an epiphyte in search of minerals, then pumping them all in, core-bound, to replenish an iron-depleted mantle.

The Technolicious Arboretum in Central Park.



It's also growing in Aspen, Colorado.



They're all over the place. This one has sprouted in Sweden.



Other “terrestrial activities of aliens”:
Extreme Horticulture
Revival Field
Woof!
Bouffant Topiary
Protoflorafauna
Edouard François

(The title of this series comes from a comment at Le Fils de Shamgar, precisely and beautifully describing Pruned.)