A WMD has finally been found!
In 2004, it was sighted en route to an undisclosed location.
Here's a lo-res but nevertheless incontrovertible video proof of its existence.
Mildly hilarious and would have been more so if it had been directed to this abandoned Atlas missile silo.
Something about the two on a head on collision, domestic spaces of unconventional provenance fulfilling what they were designed to but could not.
In any case, this WMD was meant to address a range of issues “from Homecoming to Homeland Security, from nomadic, American lifestyle to space travel, from military defense budgets to rural poverty. It combines the concerns of the most serious threat to national security and celebrates the distinct and original nature of American humor and invention.”