I am moving to a Gables apartment complex in the near future.  Come to find out, I can't get Time Warner cable service there, because they have an exclusive contract with an outfit called TV Max.  TV Max does not offer HD programming or a DVR-type cable box.  What a rip off.  If I'm lucky, the Gables will only allow me to buy food at Soviet bakeries.  You suck, Gables.  I want my money back.