Had I a pick in today's Seinfeldian draft...

Today is the 2nd Annual KGOW Seinfeldian Mock Draft where anything and everything is fair game.

Unfortunately, my invitation to participate somehow got lost in the mail, either that or it was eaten by Sean "The Cablinasian" Pendergast one Friday at Nick's Place. Either way I won't be participating. So, as a public service, I'm going to reveal early what my pick would have been had I a place in the line-up.

The Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 emblazoned with Bar Rafaeli. My team might suck but they'd travel in STYLE.


The draft is this afternoon from 3-7 on 1560 AM Houston.

Sport Shorts (01/25/09)

The "smack yo' beyotch up" edition...

UH's Coleman apologizes for stepping on Arizona player. [Michael Murphy, Chron.com] - Had this been a UT-Austin player, Justice would have already penned three blog posts and a special Sunday column telling people to lay off the kid. As it is, dumb move in a loss that further dims Houston's already bleak Tourney hopes.

East beats West in OT in NHL all-star game. [AP via Chron.com] - Exhibit A of why Houston has no business getting a NHL team: Great all-star game, no one from here even knew it was being played.

Can White pull off another 'win-win' deal? [Tom Kirkendall, Houston's Clear Thinkers] - A good analysis of the folly that is Minor League Soccer, better than the 'atta-boy, they deserve a stadium dreck that's being pushed on Houston by the Chron.

Coach in 100-0 girls basketball blowout fired. [AP via Chron.com] - I feel for the losing team, but nothing is worse than seeing your opponent goof it up because they don't want to 'embarrass' you.

Early Houston Football Recruiting grade: A [Houston.scout.com] - Coach Sumlin is bringing in a higher quality of recruit than did coach Briles. Dugat from Dayton, Robertson from Cleveland and Steward from Hightower have the potential to be defensive stars.