The two biggest problems with democracy are voters and political parties. I'm not sure in what order. But, I'm open to your dogmatic, focus-group tested suggestions.
NPR 1: I can't listen to Diane Rheem. Please hire a voice actor and overdub.
NPR 2: What's worse: Diane Rheem or the dude that does movie reviews on Friday? I say the movie reviewer because Rheem can't help her problem. I heard the review of Green Lantern last week. Frothy praise and overwrought analysis of a movie about a B-List superhero I will never see. Neat.
NPR 3: NPR should stick to its core competencies and tell me more about tax loopholes and evil banks.